Caption This
Ah, yes. I love Caption This posts like this. Have at it. I'll come up with something funny eventually.
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So, Tequila tries to leave my house, and im like ARRGHJHKJJ *CHOKESLAM*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Yo, Crips rule!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Why didnt I think of that?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Oct 21, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy for you to say larry....you're super talented....not everyone can be good without steroids
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
by kcguy on Oct 21, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"ok, Bro, I go easy on ya today, game ain't nuffin' - but you buyin' at da club later"
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
by upamtn on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude... I need some more roids!! You still have the ones I loaned you?
RYAN SKINNER
by Active Insider on Oct 21, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Call Haley and have him put Wade Smith on me, That would so make my
FA pay off! Please Larry, Just this one favor!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So when I held the rope up like this that's when she started to run
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
by 808NaNz808 on Oct 21, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, funny as heck man! Good Stuff
RYAN SKINNER
by Active Insider on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I learned how to do it from Wayne Brady
For justice we must go to Don Pioli
by Sudden on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"so my boy LJ has been telling me how I should handle my women
, and i took his advice, and went lights out on her ass"
by cassel4prez on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm serious...i haven't been any good for 3 years
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
by kcguy on Oct 21, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you
watch that episode of South Park?
by KCMizzou on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahahaha!
That episode was hilarious and this fits perfect. Bottom bitch. Fn Perfect.
by Chiefs447 on Oct 21, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, larry! tracy chapman called...she wants her hair back
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
by kcguy on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Look Larry i am gay
Lets make sweet love after the game.
by Charles # 1 chiefs fan on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Larry I'd appreciate if you would look me in the eyes and not at my dumbass haircut.
The Don's gonna make you and offer you can't refuse.
by Haleystheman on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
" I didn’t ask about your hair Larry."
“You asked with your eyes Shawn, you asked with your eyes.”
by saskwatch on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
head and shoulder's commercials rock.
sorry i was trying to think of something funny to say but all i could think of was black jokes. lol wild hogs. got to love that movie.
Proud Supporter of Tyler Thigpen.
by nfamous209 on Oct 21, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm tellin ya Larry
Mr T was my hero when I was groin up.
by REMWHEN on Oct 21, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
“How you grow hair like that….the roids must be f’n me up! I thought the only side effects were every time the microwave goes off I piss my pants and forget my name for a while”
by casselreadychiefs on Oct 21, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
“You need to get a haircut like mine…way easier to take care of”
Chiefs go 9-7. LJ makes 1400 yards. DBowe makes 1200 yards. Defense #18.
by Zodeman on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to use these Larry. If I were to use a set like yours…well man, I just ain’t gonna be messing up the hair.
"There are few secrets in football. So execute." ~Coach Stram
"I think it's the fans. The place is crazy. It's a good crazy, if you're Kansas City." ~Coach Schottenheimer
by Bad Medicine on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So then I said to myself
“Does Shawn Merriman have to choke a bitch?”
by stram#1 on Oct 21, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Merriman: So I just inject the HGH into my butt and I play aweosme, I could hook you up..
Fitz: Dude, I’m already awesome.
"The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur." - Vince Lombardi
by Shawn on Oct 21, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawn: I left my eric clapton CD's on the bus, now i got nothing to listen to
by thewaffle1 on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Eric Clapton is the shit
"The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur." - Vince Lombardi
by Shawn on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry: "So what's your portfolio look like? I'm trying to diversify myself. A lot of mutual funds lately. How about you?"
Merriman: “……………………….” (Drools on self)
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
by KCporkchop on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
of subject but since im on my phone
And can’t post a fanshot, can somebody put bobby wade’s twitter page with the other chiefs players that are up?
by chiefs8288 on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
These are some sweet headphones that I picked up in Tijuana
Got them during my last trip down to pick up some roids!
by Skrappy on Oct 21, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SM: And then she tried to call the cops on ME!? I mean ME? c'mon
LF: Dude, you choked the bitch out!
by xfatdannx on Oct 22, 2009 2:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Dude…Please tell me your listening to the Backstreet Boys…lets have a listen..please..please…pretty please…
by CHIEFS_FAN_ENGLAND on Oct 22, 2009 6:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Larry: Did you get your swine flu shot yet?
Shawn: Naw, I heard they making people walk backwards
Larry: What!?
Shawn: yeah, that Redskins cheerleader got Dystonia from the shot.
by Arrowhead816 on Oct 22, 2009 7:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Larry: faux-hawks are to beauty braids as earbuds are to closed-back cans. See Shawne, that’s called an analogy.
Shawne: an alagony. Got it. You so smart, Larry.
by Tadpui on Oct 22, 2009 9:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
"Yo, Larry, I'ma let you finish...
but Santonio Holmes had one of the best Super Bowl catches of all time, of ALL TIME!"
by Chiefs n Chopper on Oct 22, 2009 9:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Larry,
don’t use them roids man, makes your stuff hang like this, will not stand up a bit, limp as a noodle.
We have to run the gauntlet over the next few weeks, we will be better for it. Pioli is not done with the roster, he will improve it. LJ is getting ready to start whining again.
by Eric Allen on Oct 22, 2009 9:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what had happened was...
one of them dudes from Shot at Love called Tila, and I snapped and choked da bitch!
by KCinAZ on Oct 22, 2009 9:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But seriously, Ftiz...
…I can gi’ you da’ secrets to the How To Be a Massively Hated Tool program in five eas— Yo, dawg. You payin’ attention? This important.
by bankmeister on Oct 22, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawn: It's such a low maintenance hair cut Larry...
When I pull my head out of Norv’s butt my hair just naturally pinches together like this.
Larry: Dude, you’re being lied to. That’s not what the chicks mean by a “blow and go” haircut.
by Johnny_U on Oct 22, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hypnotize...
“After being caught and punished for using steriods, Merriman turns to hypnotism to gain an edge over the Arizona Cardinals.”
by MountainManMike on Oct 22, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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