Caption This
Ah, yes. I love Caption This posts like this. Have at it. I'll come up with something funny eventually.
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So, Tequila tries to leave my house, and im like ARRGHJHKJJ *CHOKESLAM*
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
by SuperTurtle on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 7 recs
Yo, Crips rule!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 21, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Why didnt I think of that?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
easy for you to say larry....you're super talented....not everyone can be good without steroids
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
"ok, Bro, I go easy on ya today, game ain't nuffin' - but you buyin' at da club later"
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
Man, Call Haley and have him put Wade Smith on me, That would so make my
FA pay off! Please Larry, Just this one favor!
We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram
So when I held the rope up like this that's when she started to run
Time is a great teacher... unfortunately it kills all it's pupils.
Haha, funny as heck man! Good Stuff
RYAN SKINNER
by Active Insider on Oct 21, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
"so my boy LJ has been telling me how I should handle my women
, and i took his advice, and went lights out on her ass"
i'm serious...i haven't been any good for 3 years
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
Hahahahahahaha!
That episode was hilarious and this fits perfect. Bottom bitch. Fn Perfect.
hey, larry! tracy chapman called...she wants her hair back
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Harry S. Truman
by kcguy on Oct 21, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Look Larry i am gay
Lets make sweet love after the game.
by Charles # 1 chiefs fan on Oct 21, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
Larry I'd appreciate if you would look me in the eyes and not at my dumbass haircut.
The Don's gonna make you and offer you can't refuse.
by Haleystheman on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
head and shoulder's commercials rock.
sorry i was trying to think of something funny to say but all i could think of was black jokes. lol wild hogs. got to love that movie.
Proud Supporter of Tyler Thigpen.
I'm tellin ya Larry
Mr T was my hero when I was groin up.
“How you grow hair like that….the roids must be f’n me up! I thought the only side effects were every time the microwave goes off I piss my pants and forget my name for a while”
by casselreadychiefs on Oct 21, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
So then I said to myself
“Does Shawn Merriman have to choke a bitch?”
Eric Clapton is the shit
"The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur." - Vince Lombardi
Larry: "So what's your portfolio look like? I'm trying to diversify myself. A lot of mutual funds lately. How about you?"
Merriman: “……………………….” (Drools on self)
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
by KCporkchop on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
of subject but since im on my phone
And can’t post a fanshot, can somebody put bobby wade’s twitter page with the other chiefs players that are up?
by chiefs8288 on Oct 21, 2009 11:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
These are some sweet headphones that I picked up in Tijuana
Got them during my last trip down to pick up some roids!
SM: And then she tried to call the cops on ME!? I mean ME? c'mon
LF: Dude, you choked the bitch out!
...
Dude…Please tell me your listening to the Backstreet Boys…lets have a listen..please..please…pretty please…
by CHIEFS_FAN_ENGLAND on Oct 22, 2009 6:43 AM CDT reply actions
Larry: faux-hawks are to beauty braids as earbuds are to closed-back cans. See Shawne, that’s called an analogy.
Shawne: an alagony. Got it. You so smart, Larry.
by Tadpui on Oct 22, 2009 9:21 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
"Yo, Larry, I'ma let you finish...
but Santonio Holmes had one of the best Super Bowl catches of all time, of ALL TIME!"
by Chiefs n Chopper on Oct 22, 2009 9:21 AM CDT reply actions
Hey Larry,
don’t use them roids man, makes your stuff hang like this, will not stand up a bit, limp as a noodle.
We have to run the gauntlet over the next few weeks, we will be better for it. Pioli is not done with the roster, he will improve it. LJ is getting ready to start whining again.
what had happened was...
one of them dudes from Shot at Love called Tila, and I snapped and choked da bitch!
But seriously, Ftiz...
…I can gi’ you da’ secrets to the How To Be a Massively Hated Tool program in five eas— Yo, dawg. You payin’ attention? This important.
Shawn: It's such a low maintenance hair cut Larry...
When I pull my head out of Norv’s butt my hair just naturally pinches together like this.
Larry: Dude, you’re being lied to. That’s not what the chicks mean by a “blow and go” haircut.
hypnotize...
“After being caught and punished for using steriods, Merriman turns to hypnotism to gain an edge over the Arizona Cardinals.”
by MountainManMike on Oct 22, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions

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