Ahhh another weekend of football is here as is another change to be favored by the almighty. Do you have the stomach to glimpse forward into the unknown. The Chiefs have a giant of a task as they face NY this week. But how will the Mighty Midgets handle the oppressive atmosphere of Arrowhead? Leafdamus has seen the will of the gods and will share their wisdom with all those who will listen. If his gods have not the wisdom you seek, perhaps others may. Perhaps if you listen close enough, your gods may speak to you.
Word of this mystical endeavor continues to spread for participation in these occult dealings has increased for the second week in a row. Again full credit must be given to its rightful owner, Ashley, who’s mastery of the seductive arts continues to enthrall people to come.
Ashley now presents Week 3’s attempt at prophetic ability.
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This Week |
Season |
Championships |
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League Games |
Percentage |
KC Game |
League Games |
Percentage |
KC Games |
AFC |
NFC |
SB |
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big_Scott |
10-6 |
63% |
43 |
10-6 |
63% |
43 |
? |
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chiefsandcigars |
11-5 |
69% |
9 |
21-11 |
66% |
33 |
Pittsburgh |
Philadelphia |
Pittsburgh |
Chiefsfan1970 |
9-7 |
56% |
41 |
9-7 |
56% |
41 |
? |
? |
? |
chiefsfan85 |
? |
? |
44 |
? |
? |
68 |
Pittsburgh |
New Orleans |
Pittsburgh |
CT Chiefs Fan |
? |
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? |
13-3 |
81% |
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? |
? |
dgoddard |
? |
? |
? |
7-9 |
43% |
31 |
? |
? |
? |
E.C. |
? |
? |
? |
12-4 |
75% |
52 |
Baltimore |
Minnesota |
Baltimore |
iachiefsfan |
8-8 |
50% |
43 |
17-15 |
53% |
43 |
Tennessee |
Tennessee |
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I_AM_NINJA_2 |
? |
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? |
10-6 |
63% |
27 |
Pittsburgh |
Philadelphia |
Philadelphia |
j-man |
11-5 |
69% |
? |
11-5 |
69% |
? |
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? |
? |
Jay 23 |
10-6 |
63% |
13 |
30-16 |
63% |
95 |
New England |
New York Giants |
New England |
kcchiefsfan72 |
? |
? |
? |
7-9 |
43% |
? |
? |
? |
? |
Leaf |
10-6 |
63% |
51 |
28-20 |
58% |
109 |
Baltimore |
Philadelphia |
Baltimore |
MTCHIEF |
7-9 |
43% |
43 |
7-9 |
43% |
43 |
Baltimore |
New York Giants |
Baltimore |
mushin |
9-7 |
56% |
43 |
9-7 |
56% |
43 |
Baltimore |
Atlanta |
Baltimore |
Ozarks |
7-9 |
43% |
5 |
7-9 |
43% |
5 |
Baltimore |
Minnesota |
Baltimore |
SayHeyWerd |
10-6 |
63% |
44 |
10-6 |
63% |
44 |
Pittsburgh |
New York Giants |
Pittsburgh |
Steve_Chiefs |
9-7 |
56% |
17 |
31-17 |
65% |
82 |
Indianapolis |
New York Giants |
Indianapolis |
ttownmikey |
6-10 |
38% |
51 |
6-10 |
38% |
51 |
New England |
Minnesota |
New England |
upamtn |
12-4 |
75% |
13 |
12-4 |
75% |
13 |
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The gods did not favor Steve_Chiefs last week as he fell short of his prediction of getting 12. Thats what you get when you for sacrificing someone from Pillow Biters Escort service. Virgins and firstborns Stevie. The gods settle for nothing less. CT Chiefs Fan is still absent and Leafdamus fears that the gods may have found him. Peace be with you friend as you cross over to the great IHOP in the sky. upamtn came from out of nowhere to steal the prophetic crown from Steve_Chiefs. New comer Ozarks also showed that he was tuned into the will of the Chiefs as he missed the game score by only 5 points. chiefsfan85 excepted not Leafdamus' gauntlet throwing, therefore he be a coward. If you wish not to be a coward chiefsfan85 then pick up the gauntlet and peer into the future and pick for every game this week. Watch and learn chiefsfan85 for this is what separates true seers from the false.
Detroit vs Chicago - Chi
Cincinnati vs. Cleveland - Cin
Seattle vs Indianapolis - Ind
Baltimore vs New England - NE
Tampa Bay vs Washington - TB
Tennessee vs Jacksonville - Ten
Oakland vs Houston - Hou
New York Jets vs New Orleans - NY
Buffalo vs Miami - Mia
St. Louis vs San Francisco - SF
Dallas vs Denver - Dal
San Diego vs Pittsburgh - Pit
Green Bay vs Minnesota - GB
Kansas City vs New York Mini Midgets - KC 17-16
For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. The vail has dropped and no longer can you peer in to the unknown and predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. From no on only weekly games will be known to you. Any predictions for the Championship games will be view as false. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.