"I Photoshopped Tony Gonzalez's head shot onto a certain performer's head on the DVD cover of, um ... well ... er ... Hmmm, how shall I say this? An alternative adult video. You couldn't tell it wasn't him, and I used his rookie head shot to make it seem like it was something he did in college. I then posted 30 copies of my work throughout the Chiefs locker room while the team was at practice.

"The place was dead silent when they got back in and were smacked in the face by their teammate's supposed 'dirty little secret.' I mean, this place was dead silent, (and they were all) staring at him as if they were awaiting an explanation.

"He grabbed it and just yelled, 'Friggin' Glazer!' It was classic."