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How to Make The Worst Decision in Fantasy History

- Feel free to use this post for any and all Fantasy Football discussion about today

So, in one of my fifteen fantasy leagues, I had a lineup decision to make this morning.   Below is how I completed the largest FAILITUDE in fantasy football history:

 

Me:  Hmmm.  Donovan McNabb is on my bench but he is playing the Raiders.  He is going to put up massive points.

Common Sense:  Dude, you already have Tom Brady starting. 

Me:  Oh, I know, but the Patriots offense has not been great this year and McNabb is playing the freaking Raiders.

Common Sense:  True, but "The Brady" is playing the Titans whose entire secondary is injured…and they are 0-5.

Me:  Hey, I just saw the forecast for the game.  It is supposed to be heavy rain and windy.

Common Sense:  It is Tom Brady.

Me:  WAIT!  The forecast is now for a heavy, slushy, snowy mix with wind.  I’m going with McNabb against the Raiders.

Common Sense:  Dude, are you serious?  TOM BRADY.

Me:  I’m definitely going McNabb today.

Common Sense:  DUDE??!!

 

….20 seconds later

 

Me:  You know, if it is going to be a slushy & windy mess that means the Pats will probably just throw a bunch of little screens when they do pass.  Wes Welker won’t be able to juke and cut in that.

Common Sense:  No...just stop now.

Me:  I really should bench Welker too, besides I can put NYG Steve Smith in his place.  He is going to score a ton against the Saints in a shootout.

Me:  I’m so awesome.  You're seeing this great decision making right?

Common Sense:  /snarf 

Common Sense: /giggle    Huh?  Oh yeah, I am seeing it.

 

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