- Feel free to use this post for any and all Fantasy Football discussion about today
So, in one of my fifteen fantasy leagues, I had a lineup decision to make this morning. Below is how I completed the largest FAILITUDE in fantasy football history:
Common Sense: Dude, you already have Tom Brady starting.
Me: Oh, I know, but the Patriots offense has not been great this year and McNabb is playing the freaking Raiders.
Common Sense: True, but "The Brady" is playing the Titans whose entire secondary is injured…and they are 0-5.
Me: Hey, I just saw the forecast for the game. It is supposed to be heavy rain and windy.
Common Sense: It is Tom Brady.
Me: WAIT! The forecast is now for a heavy, slushy, snowy mix with wind. I’m going with McNabb against the Raiders.
Common Sense: Dude, are you serious? TOM BRADY.
Me: I’m definitely going McNabb today.
Common Sense: DUDE??!!
….20 seconds later
Me: You know, if it is going to be a slushy & windy mess that means the Pats will probably just throw a bunch of little screens when they do pass. Wes Welker won’t be able to juke and cut in that.
Common Sense: No...just stop now.
Me: I really should bench Welker too, besides I can put NYG Steve Smith in his place. He is going to score a ton against the Saints in a shootout.
Me: I’m so awesome. You're seeing this great decision making right?
Common Sense: /snarf
Common Sense: /giggle Huh? Oh yeah, I am seeing it.
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