Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 6 (RETURN OF THE NSFW EDTION)

by Leaf on Oct 16, 2009 11:13 PM CDT

Week six of football gives us the return of our beloved Chiefs. The Big Dogs on 1 Arrowhead Dr. realized that the Texan name just wasn't enough to push us over into the win column. Now it's 2 weeks before Bye week and the question on everyones mind is whether or not the Chiefs have what it takes to get a win. After 6 losses in a row Leafdamus understands your reluctance to look any father into this dismal season, but if you are strong enough to look pass the vail Leafdamus thinks that you may be pleasantly surprised.....just be surprised at home when the wife is not around.

For the third week in a row Leafdamus' weakling of an alter self has shirked his duties and brought the inspiration of the gods late in the week. Because of his patheticness, Ashley has a special treat for us. It so special that you might not want your significant other to see it.

After seeing that, Leafdamus wonders why he continues as there is no way for this to get any better.

	This Week			Season			Championships
	League Games	Percentage	KC Game	League Games	Percentage	KC Games	AFC	NFC	SB
big_Scott	9-5	64%	5	19-11	63%	48	?	?	?
chicks_love_chiefs	?	?	?	12-2	86%	1	?	?	?
chiefsandcigars	9-5	64%	11	39-21	65%	56	Pittsburgh	Philadelphia	Pittsburgh
chiefs_fan05	?	?	15	?	?	15	?	?	?
chiefsfan85	7-7	50%	15	17-11	61%	104	Pittsburgh	New Orleans	Pittsburgh
cpa913	10-4	71%	35	21-7	75%	85	?	?	?
CT Chiefs Fan	?	?	?	13-3	81%	?	?	?	?
dgoddard	6-8	43%	23	13-17	43%	54	?	?	?
Fourstrike89	6-8	43%	19	6-8	43%	19	?	?	?
iachiefsfan	?	?	?	17-15	53%	43	Tennessee	New York Giants	Tennessee
I_AM_NINJA_2	?	?	?	10-6	63%	27	Pittsburgh	Philadelphia	Philadelphia
I_Bleed_Red	7-7	50%	16	17-11	61%	21	?	?	?
j-man	?	?	?	22-8	73%	?	New England	Philadelphia	Philadelphia
Jay 23	?	?	?	30-16	63%	95	New England	New York Giants	New England
KC Nate	9-5	64%	6	22-6	79%	17	?	?	?
Leaf	9-5	64%	18	45-31	59%	152	Baltimore	Philadelphia	Baltimore
MTCHIEF	?	?	?	17-13	57%	56	Baltimore	New York Giants	Baltimore
mushin	8-6	43%	18	27-17	61%	63	Baltimore	Atlanta	Baltimore
Ozarks	?	?	?	7-9	43%	5	Baltimore	Minnesota	Baltimore
SayHeyWerd	?	?	?	10-6	63%	44	Pittsburgh	New York Giants	Pittsburgh
Steve_Chiefs	10-4	71%	19	49-27	66%	131	Indianapolis	New York Giants	Indianapolis
ttownmikey	8-6	58%	15	25-19	57%	95	New England	Minnesota	New England
upamtn	9-5	64%	14	21-9	70%	27	?	?	?

This week, no one prophet stands above the rest. Steve_Chiefs and cpa913 both predicted the best, but 5 others were only one win away from matching them. This week the crown is given to Steve_Chiefs as his KC game insight was respectable were as cpa913's was boarder line embarrassing. This is Steve_Chiefs second crown so it's safe to say he is highly favored by the gods. big_Scott was the closest to our beloved Chiefs and was only 5 points off the final score. Before Leafdamus shares his wealth of knowledge of the the future, he would like to point out that he obviously offended chicks_love_chiefs by calling it an it last week as it was too embarrassed to show it's face this week. Leafdamus is not sorry. If chicks_love_chiefs wants to clarify it's sexual (that sounds dirty) status than by all means do so.

Houston at Cincinnati - Cin

Detroit at Green Bay - GB

Baltimore at Minnesota - Min

New York Giants at New Orleans - NY

Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Pit

Carolina at Tampa Bay - Car

St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jac

Arizona at Seattle - Sea

Philadelphia at Oakland - Phi

Tennessee at New England - NE

Buffalo at New York Jets - NY

Chicago at Atlanta - Atl

Denver at San Diego - SD

Kansas City at Washington - KC 27 - 17

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. The vail has dropped and no longer can you peer in to the unknown and predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. From no on only weekly games will be known to you. Any predictions for the Championship games will be view as false. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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awwwwwwwwww - and I did pick my AFC/NFC/SB last week ... ah well, got into it late

so let’s see how badly I fare this week, shall we?

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NYG
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Sea
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NYJ
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl
Kansas City at Washington – Wash 20 – 17

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!

by upamtn on Oct 16, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions

Awesome chick

Here is mine for the week…

Houston at Cincinnati – Hou
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NY
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Ari
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NY
Chicago at Atlanta – Chi

Kansas City at Washington – KC

by KCChiefs on Oct 16, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions

In the year 2009

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin

Detroit at Green Bay – GB

Baltimore at Minnesota – Balt

New York Giants at New Orleans – NY

Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit

Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car

St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac

Arizona at Seattle – Sea

Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi

Tennessee at New England – NE

Buffalo at New York Jets – NY

Chicago at Atlanta – Atl

Kansas City at Washington – KC 24 – 14

by Fourstrike89 on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions

I'll give it a shot.

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin

Detroit at Green Bay – GB

Baltimore at Minnesota – Min

New York Giants at New Orleans – NO

Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit

Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car

St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac

Arizona at Seattle – Ari

Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi

Tennessee at New England – NE

Buffalo at New York Jets – NY

Chicago at Atlanta – Atl

Kansas City at Washington – KC 20 – 16

by idahochieffan on Oct 17, 2009 1:52 AM CDT reply actions

did I see

a little areola???

by callmesir on Oct 17, 2009 3:14 AM CDT reply actions

yes.

by xfatdannx on Oct 17, 2009 3:38 AM CDT up reply actions

glad to know

I’m not the only one looking so hard… ha

by callmesir on Oct 17, 2009 3:47 AM CDT up reply actions

Picks!

Houston at Cincinnati – Cincy!

Detroit at Green Bay – Green Bay!

Baltimore at Minnesota – Vikes!

New York Giants at New Orleans – Bree’s and the Saints!

Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Steelers!

Carolina at Tampa Bay – Carolina

St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jacksonville!

Arizona at Seattle – Arizona!

Philadelphia at Oakland – Philadelphia wins the scrimmage.

Tennessee at New England – NE!

Buffalo at New York Jets – Jets, Jets, Jets!

Chicago at Atlanta – Chicago!

Kansas City at Washington – Chiefs! 20 to 14

by Chiefsfan85 on Oct 17, 2009 3:32 AM CDT reply actions

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin

Detroit at Green Bay – Det

Baltimore at Minnesota – Balt

New York Giants at New Orleans – NO

Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit

Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car

St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac

Arizona at Seattle – AZ

Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi

Tennessee at New England – NE

Buffalo at New York Jets – NY

Chicago at Atlanta – Atl

Kansas City at Washington – KC 38 – 31

by xfatdannx on Oct 17, 2009 3:37 AM CDT reply actions

Chewing the peyote!

Houston at Cincinnati – Houston
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – New Orleans
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Sea
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NY
Chicago at Atlanta – Chicago

Kansas City 24 – Washington 10

by ttownmikey on Oct 17, 2009 7:58 AM CDT reply actions

Hail the football Gods...need another solid week!

Houston at Cincinnati – Hou
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NOLA
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Sea
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NYJ
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl
Kansas City at Washington – KC 21-20

by chiefsandcigars on Oct 17, 2009 10:51 AM CDT reply actions

Are you trying to get my wife to ban me from AP?

But what a way to go….

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NO
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Ari
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NY
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl

Kansas City at Washington – KC

by mushin on Oct 17, 2009 10:54 AM CDT reply actions

i did say to make sure your significant other wasn't around

but i’m with you. if my wife killed me for this, i’d die a happy man. :p

by Leaf on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions

whoops for got final score

Wash-14
KC-27

by mushin on Oct 17, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions

Houston at Cincinnati – Hou
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NO
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Ari
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NYJ
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl
Kansas City at Washington – KC 24-10

by MTCHIEF on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions

OK, my Priest connection was closer than my Troy Aikman connection last week. This week I'm feeling a Joe Theismann connection...and another Joe you might remember....

Leaf, you have one game that (S)ain’t right, but other than that, I feel your mojo!

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NO
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Car
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Sea
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NY
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl

Kansas City at Washington – KC 19 – 7

Win # 1 comes this week! (If I keep saying it, it's gotta come true eventually right?)

by cpa913 on Oct 17, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions

well the NY - NO game could go either way

i went with NY just because i think there D is going to much for Drew Brees.

by Leaf on Oct 17, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions

Leaf what about the SD Denver game?

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 17, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions

lol i just noticed that as well

fixed though

by Leaf on Oct 17, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions

OOOPS!

i forgot to post the Den – SD game. if you forgot as well, hurry up and amend you picks.

by Leaf on Oct 17, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions

Maybe just skip it might be better

some aren’t going to check back :)

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 17, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions

if no one does i'll skip it

by Leaf on Oct 17, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions

Picks

Cincinnatti
Green Bay
Minnesota
New Orleans Baby!
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Jacksonville
Seattle
Philadelphia wins a scrimmage 49 -3
New England
NY Jets
Atlanta

Kansas City 30 -14

Bonus: Norv sucks and Denver wins again, dammit

We Will kick at least 4 Teams Asses in 09
And Succop will be the Key in two of them.
" Think and talk positive football off the field." Hank Stram

by Steve_Chiefs on Oct 17, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions

Last week = bad. Try again this week.

Houston at Cincinnati – Cincinnati
Detroit at Green Bay – Green Bay
Baltimore at Minnesota – Minnesota
New York Giants at New Orleans – New Orleans
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pittsburgh
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Carolina
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jacksonville
Arizona at Seattle – Seattle
Philadelphia at Oakland – Philadelphia
Tennessee at New England – New England
Buffalo at New York Jets – New York
Chicago at Atlanta – Atlanta
Denver at San Diego – Denver

Kansas City at Washington – CHIEFS WIN CHIEFS WIN CHIEFS WIN!!! Yes finally it happens, KC wins 20-13

(rented for the ps3 madden 10 this week and i played the chiefs game against redskins just for fun to see what i could get. my score came out chiefs 31 redskins 10, and these stats are highly unlikey, as i played on my skill level getting used to it, cassel 14/19 156 yds 3 td, LJ 275yds on 25 carries 1 TD, yea very unlikely but hey anything can happen on any given sunday, even if it is a vid game) Hell I hope we win 31-10 and LJ has that huge game.

"Larry Fitzgerald, move over because there's another young gun, and his name is Dwayne Bowe from Kansas City" - 2009 Cris Carter Hall of Fame WR

In Pioli We Trust! Right?

by KC Nate on Oct 17, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions

Ok, came close on the Chiefs score last week,

Let’s see if I can do better this week. Here are my befuddled thoughts and picks (hoping I have appeased the football Gods):

Houston at Cincinnati – Cin
Detroit at Green Bay – GB
Baltimore at Minnesota – Min
New York Giants at New Orleans – NO
Cleveland at Pittsburgh – Pit
Carolina at Tampa Bay – Tampa Bay
St. Louis at Jacksonville – Jac
Arizona at Seattle – Sea
Philadelphia at Oakland – Phi
Tennessee at New England – NE
Buffalo at New York Jets – NY Jets
Chicago at Atlanta – Atl
Denver at San Diego – Denver

Kansas City at Washington – KC 23 – 17

Also, thought I made my AFC, NFC and SB picks couple weeks ago, must not have gotten in, but here they are again:

AFC – Indianapolis
NFC – Minnesota
SB – Indianapolis

Hey, at least our punter is pretty good, so we got that goin for us, right?

by big_Scott on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions