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Nostradamus of Arrowhead Pride Pt. 6 (RETURN OF THE NSFW EDTION)

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Week six of football gives us the return of our beloved Chiefs. The Big Dogs on 1 Arrowhead Dr. realized that the Texan name just wasn't enough to push us over into the win column. Now it's 2 weeks before Bye week and the question on everyones mind is whether or not the Chiefs have what it takes to get a win. After 6 losses in a row Leafdamus understands your reluctance to look any father into this dismal season, but if you are strong enough to look pass the vail Leafdamus thinks that you may be pleasantly surprised.....just be surprised at home when the wife is not around.

For the third week in a row Leafdamus' weakling of an alter self has shirked his duties and brought the inspiration of the gods late in the week. Because of his patheticness, Ashley has a special treat for us. It so special that you might not want your significant other to see it.

 

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After seeing that, Leafdamus wonders why he continues as there is no way for this to get any better. 

 

 

 

 

This Week

Season

Championships

 

League Games

Percentage

KC Game

League Games

Percentage

KC Games

AFC

NFC

SB

big_Scott

9-5

64%

5

19-11

63%

48

?

?

?

chicks_love_chiefs

?

?

?

12-2

86%

1

?

?

?

chiefsandcigars

9-5

64%

11

39-21

65%

56

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Pittsburgh

chiefs_fan05

?

?

15

?

?

15

?

?

?

chiefsfan85

7-7

50%

15

17-11

61%

104

Pittsburgh

New Orleans

Pittsburgh

cpa913

10-4

71%

35

21-7

75%

85

?

?

?

CT Chiefs Fan

?

?

?

13-3

81%

?

?

?

?

dgoddard

6-8

43%

23

13-17

43%

54

?

?

?

Fourstrike89

6-8

43%

19

6-8

43%

19

?

?

?

iachiefsfan

?

?

?

17-15

53%

43

Tennessee

New York Giants

Tennessee

I_AM_NINJA_2

?

?

?

10-6

63%

27

Pittsburgh

Philadelphia

Philadelphia

I_Bleed_Red

7-7

50%

16

17-11

61%

21

?

?

?

j-man

?

?

?

22-8

73%

?

New England

Philadelphia

Philadelphia

Jay 23

?

?

?

30-16

63%

95

New England

New York Giants

New England

KC Nate

9-5

64%

6

22-6

79%

17

?

?

?

Leaf

9-5

64%

18

45-31

59%

152

Baltimore

Philadelphia

Baltimore

MTCHIEF

?

?

?

17-13

57%

56

Baltimore

New York Giants

Baltimore

mushin

8-6

43%

18

27-17

61%

63

Baltimore

Atlanta

Baltimore

Ozarks

?

?

?

7-9

43%

5

Baltimore

Minnesota

Baltimore

SayHeyWerd

?

?

?

10-6

63%

44

Pittsburgh

New York Giants

Pittsburgh

Steve_Chiefs

10-4

71%

19

49-27

66%

131

Indianapolis

New York Giants

Indianapolis

ttownmikey

8-6

58%

15

25-19

57%

95

New England

Minnesota

New England

upamtn

9-5

64%

14

21-9

70%

27

?

?

?

 

 

This week, no one prophet stands above the rest. Steve_Chiefs and cpa913 both predicted the best, but 5 others were only one win away from matching them. This week the crown is given to Steve_Chiefs as his KC game insight was respectable were as cpa913's was boarder line embarrassing. This is Steve_Chiefs second crown so it's safe to say he is highly favored by the gods. big_Scott was the closest to our beloved Chiefs and was only 5 points off the final score. Before Leafdamus shares his wealth of knowledge of the the future, he would like to point out that he obviously offended chicks_love_chiefs by calling it an it last week as it was too embarrassed to show it's face this week. Leafdamus is not sorry. If chicks_love_chiefs wants to clarify it's sexual (that sounds dirty) status than by all means do so. 

 

 

Houston at Cincinnati  -  Cin

Detroit at Green Bay  -  GB

Baltimore at Minnesota  -  Min

New York Giants at New Orleans  -  NY

Cleveland at Pittsburgh  -  Pit

Carolina at Tampa Bay  -  Car

St. Louis at Jacksonville  -  Jac

Arizona at Seattle  -  Sea

Philadelphia at Oakland  -  Phi

Tennessee at New England  -  NE

Buffalo at New York Jets  -  NY

Chicago at Atlanta  -  Atl

Denver at San Diego  -  SD

 

Kansas City at Washington  -  KC 27 - 17

 

 

 

For those who still haven't yet want to attempt to prove their connection to the gods is greater, feel free to be embarrassed and then ridiculed. The rules are simple. Look into your crystal ball, play Tarot, smoke some peode, or sacrifice the Brett Farve goat to the gods for some inspiration then pick who you think is going to win this week. and to make sure your connection to the Almighty is authentic you have to actually predict the score of the Chiefs game. The vail has dropped and no longer can you peer in to the unknown and predict the AFC/NFC Champs and the winner of the SB. From no on only weekly games will be known to you. Any predictions for the Championship games will be view as false. You can join in at any time but will not get credit for games already played. May the gods find your sacrifice to be unacceptable and they send a thousand and one plagues your way.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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