IN THE YEAR 3000....IN THE YEAR 3000!!!!!
- Larry Johnson will finally get one hundred yards rushing in a game when Todd Haley decides to run the ball on all first, second, third, and fourth downs. He will have 63 rushing attempts for 103 yards, which is a whopping 1.3 yards per carry.
- The O-line will not give up a bit of pressure on one play.
- K Ryan Succop will nail 9 straight kicks from 53 yards away... and then the game will start and the Chiefs offense won't even be able to get past their own 40 yard line. Mostly due to the fact that they were 0 for 19 on third downs.
- Dustin Colquitt will break the record for longest punt by having the ball sail over the stadium and into the parking lot... only to have it returned for a touchdown
I can't think of any more, so maybe you guys can