Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Oct 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT
in 2009 Kansas City Chiefs Campaign
Email
Print
Alright AP readers. Let's see how you do with this picture of Washington Redskins DT Albert Haynesworth.
40 comments
|
1 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
Caption...
I cannot believe I joined this fu**ing team, look at this guy! What an embarrassment…
Matt Verderame
Coach
I dont think its legal to be sling shot over the offensive line onto the QB..
But that one guy did jump over the line in the Cowboy game so
maybe the sling shot thing will work.
by Wrestler189s on Oct 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
It was part of his contract insentive. 100 million, plus he gets a personal bitch to pull him everywhere.
by stevedeci on Oct 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Okay Albert, the slight pull you feel is 3x stronger then the amount of force that Goff and Niswanger will apply on Sunday.
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
Albert's response:
“But I didn’t think Goff even got out of his stance?”
Trainer: “Good point, lets switch to a jump rope pulled by one of the water boys.”
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
Wow
No matter how fast I run, I can’t get this kite in the air!
Is this how I get ripped in 4 weeks?
Week 6 Prediction:
Kansas City Chiefs 77 - Washington Redskins 2
by craig in calgary on Oct 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Dude...
In the time it took for you to talk me into putting this rope around me, I earned your entire yearly salary.
Haynesworth: You are right... this is the shit!
Coach: I know, but every year Dan Snyder turns down my Geppetto and Pinocchio Halloween costume idea.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
Mush Albert!
I swear pulling me while you are walking backwards will help your pass rush.
Albert: Sure seems like that reverse psycholgy crap that I’ve heard about coach! In Tennessee we pushed the blockers back & didn’t back up at all. You sure this is going to help?
Caption #2
This suction you feel Albert is what it will feel like when you are facing the Chiefs line. The resistance you feel from them will be more of a “pulling you to the QB” effect so I am going to help you deal with the added speed you’ll seem to have when playing over Goff & Niswanger so that you won’t lose your balance in your eagerness.
Caption
Just hold still i saw bear gryls climb up a tree like this one time.
Caption
Hold still. Need your measurements for the coffin when that bacon does finally kill you!
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
for 100 MILLION~
YOU AINT GOIN NO WHERE BIZZOTCHI!~
What do LAWYERS and SPERM have in common?
One in TEN MILLION make a HUMAN!
caption
Snyder says you have to wear the leash untill we win a championship, Albert, so get used to it.
A man who says he can, and a man who says he can't are both right. Which one are you?
caption
Little did he know when he applied for the “trainer” position that he would be Haynesworths tugboat.
Albert: "So you think this is going to be strong enough to pull my giant sack of cash around huh?"
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Trainer: "I saw a guy do this once... only he had one end tied to a semi truck and the other end tied to his balls."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
"and you think this will relieve my constapation?"
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
"Hey look, I caught one.....I caught one"
Throw it back! Not good to eat, too much fat.
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
