Caption This
by Chris Thorman on Oct 14, 2009 9:25 PM CDT
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Alright AP readers. Let's see how you do with this picture of Washington Redskins DT Albert Haynesworth.
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Limbaugh was right! It's NOT that bad!
i apologize.
by bansky on Oct 14, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption...
I cannot believe I joined this fu**ing team, look at this guy! What an embarrassment…
Matt Verderame
by Flowers24 on Oct 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Please! Please! I don’t want to go to Washington!
Matt Verderame
by Flowers24 on Oct 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coach
I dont think its legal to be sling shot over the offensive line onto the QB..
by Petey14 on Oct 14, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But that one guy did jump over the line in the Cowboy game so
maybe the sling shot thing will work.
by Wrestler189s on Oct 14, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was part of his contract insentive. 100 million, plus he gets a personal bitch to pull him everywhere.
by stevedeci on Oct 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
come on, mule ... come on, mule!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
by upamtn on Oct 14, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Okay Albert, the slight pull you feel is 3x stronger then the amount of force that Goff and Niswanger will apply on Sunday.
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
by KCporkchop on Oct 14, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert's response:
“But I didn’t think Goff even got out of his stance?”
Trainer: “Good point, lets switch to a jump rope pulled by one of the water boys.”
It's a good thing Pioli and Haley aren't running AP or a lot of you guys would of been traded or cut for cast offs from the Pats Pulpit.
by KCporkchop on Oct 14, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
No matter how fast I run, I can’t get this kite in the air!
by Spruce on Oct 14, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop Pulling me coach. I gotta take a shit!!!!!!
by ChiefsWolf24 on Oct 14, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
“Come on Albert. It’s time for practice.”
“Why should I care? I already got my big contract.”
by bh13 on Oct 14, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After the 100 million dollar contract...
this was all the equipment we could afford.
by idahochieffan on Oct 14, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now if I shake...
it….just….might….work….
by TDubb on Oct 15, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this how I get ripped in 4 weeks?
Week 6 Prediction:
Kansas City Chiefs 77 - Washington Redskins 2
by craig in calgary on Oct 14, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol good one
A man who says he can, and a man who says he can't are both right. Which one are you?
by Bashman on Oct 15, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haynesworthsays....
wtf is this you idiot….no wonder we lost to Detroit!
by KCinAZ on Oct 14, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude...
In the time it took for you to talk me into putting this rope around me, I earned your entire yearly salary.
by 1kmilesfromkc on Oct 14, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haynesworth: You are right... this is the shit!
Coach: I know, but every year Dan Snyder turns down my Geppetto and Pinocchio Halloween costume idea.
I've been rapping for about seveteen years okay? I don't write my stuff anymore I just kick it from my head you know what I'm sayin? I can do that. No disrespect but that's how I am.
by soybon on Oct 14, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mush Albert!
I swear pulling me while you are walking backwards will help your pass rush.
Albert: Sure seems like that reverse psycholgy crap that I’ve heard about coach! In Tennessee we pushed the blockers back & didn’t back up at all. You sure this is going to help?
by ttownmikey on Oct 14, 2009 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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This suction you feel Albert is what it will feel like when you are facing the Chiefs line. The resistance you feel from them will be more of a “pulling you to the QB” effect so I am going to help you deal with the added speed you’ll seem to have when playing over Goff & Niswanger so that you won’t lose your balance in your eagerness.
by ttownmikey on Oct 14, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Just hold still i saw bear gryls climb up a tree like this one time.
by BiiG_C on Oct 14, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Hold still. Need your measurements for the coffin when that bacon does finally kill you!
As long as we have Peyton we will always have a chance to win.
by skywalker on Oct 14, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
for 100 MILLION~
YOU AINT GOIN NO WHERE BIZZOTCHI!~
What do LAWYERS and SPERM have in common?
One in TEN MILLION make a HUMAN!
by Kansan_Chief on Oct 14, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Snyder says you have to wear the leash untill we win a championship, Albert, so get used to it.
A man who says he can, and a man who says he can't are both right. Which one are you?
by Bashman on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Little did he know when he applied for the “trainer” position that he would be Haynesworths tugboat.
by dethrat on Oct 15, 2009 2:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert: "So you think this is going to be strong enough to pull my giant sack of cash around huh?"
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Oct 15, 2009 7:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trainer: "Well Albert it clearly says in your contract that you will have to fill in for those Budwiser horses from time to time."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Oct 15, 2009 7:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trainer: "I saw a guy do this once... only he had one end tied to a semi truck and the other end tied to his balls."
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
by BigRedChief on Oct 15, 2009 7:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's pullin' who?
Cantaloupe? More like wontaloupe. Lazy ass melons.
by cucuybird on Oct 15, 2009 8:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"and you think this will relieve my constapation?"
Winning begins with Attitude - Haley and Pioli will be winners in KC!
I'll forever be a Chiefs fan! Only God himself could take that away from me, but when I get to my great reward, I'll rejoin two bigger fans, my Mom and Dad.
by Lanier63 on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You always get to be the stagecoach driver!
You be the horse and I’ll be the stagecoach driver.
by G.L. on Oct 15, 2009 9:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Hey look, I caught one.....I caught one"
Throw it back! Not good to eat, too much fat.
by blindside13 on Oct 15, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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