“I smile when I get them,’’ Coughlin says.

Tom Coughlin actually smiled????

‘So we’re going to give up?" Haley says. "He looks at me and says, ‘Yeah, like you gave up when you couldn’t putt.’ (Haley tried to be a pro golfer). I thought he was going to punch me.

You sound just like Parcells.’ I took that as a great compliment."

I was watching a recent episode of “Mad Men” the other day and they had a great line…“When your mother-in-law says you look like Perry Mason, just remember, it’s not a compliment.” (because she’s calling you fat, not lawyerly).

A real compliment for Haley would have been “You coach just Parcells”, but he’s actually got a win a game for that to happen.