This just in !!!!! NSFW
So I have been talking to this doozzy of a broad not really the greatest or brightest person alive but a pretty cute chick.
Anyways she calls me up right now and tells me soooooooo what are you doing. I told her I was pretty much just talking to all my chief friends online about the heart breaking CHIEFS loss today.
You know what this broad says ? SHE SAYS WHO ? I said the CHIEFS. YOU KNOW THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ? SHE SAYS NEVER HEARD OF THEM. I SAID THE FOOTBALL TEAM ? she says .AWWW WELL THATS TO BAD THEY WILL WIN NEXT WEEK . SHE GOES GUESS WHAT ? I go what ? THE COWBOYS WON !!!! I WAS LIKE REALLY ??? SHE WAS LIKE YA IT WAS A GOOD GAME BUT THEY WON ON A BIG TOUCHDOWN . I WAS HAPPY FOR THEM . BUT I FELT BAD FOR THE TEAM WITH THE UGLY RED UNIFORMS.
AAAAAAANNDDD THATS WHEN I HUNG UP THE PHONE HAHAAHH. GIRL IS CALLING ME RIGHT NOW WONDERING WHAT HAPPEND.
Man I am so tired of people ragging on our team or not knowing who we are its horrible. Im tired of the put downs or
peoples faces when i tell them im a chief fan and they give me a look like I just punched their momma. Im tired of people running thier mouth about the Patriots the steelers the eagles the giants . I know they are good teams but damn we get no love at all. Im tired of terry bradshaw laughing in our face every half time . Im tired of pam oliver roaming the sidelines and asking herself why the hell am I in kansas city and not at sexassassin's love loft hhaahah i know i know i get a lot of flack for having a slight crush on pam oliver its an old crush . Im a sucker for D@#ck sucking lips hahah sorry ... In the end all i want is to one day go to the super bowl and win it . All the pain and laughing in my face would GO AWAY AND IT WOULD BE THE biggest sweeteest revenge all my problems would be solved my life would be complete. AND AFTER WE WIN A SUPER BOWL MY BIGGEST NIGHTMARE MIGHT ACTUALLY COME TRUE EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE LITTLE TEAM WE LOVE THE CHIEFS. AND INSTEAD OF PEOPLE SAYING HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU A CHIEF FAN ?THEY WILL SAY . YOU BAND WAGON MOTHER FUCKER YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE A CHIEF FAN UNTIL THEY WON A SUPERBOWL HAHAH.....ANy ways am I the only one who goes through this ? No offense but Do you guys Get shit for loving our Shitty chiefs ?????
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I'm sorry man....
I really tried to read your post… I really did… but I couldn’t get past the picture of brooke burke…. That’s ridiculous
lol
yeah i only read the first part and got stuck….
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Damn she is good looking
Being from So Ca i feel your pain man. Everyday i work with charger fans, raider fans, and my brother is a big denver fan. I hear that crap all the time, and i cant wait for our time to come!!!!
tell u bro
to go to mhr we always want new mermers
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
Took the picture down
If you can find one where she is wearing a top, that would be better.
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So many front-runners
out there. You can tell a persons age a lot of the time by the team they root for, especially if they are just totally geographically located! In the 60’s the Packers were dominant, the 70’s were the Steelers & Cowboys, the 80’s were the 49ers & the 90’s were the Cowboys again! The 90’s probably gave us our largest increase in out of area fans due to the fact that Marty got us a lot of national exposure because we were consistently good even though we do sport those “ugly red jerseys”!
I live in NYC
and we were watchign the game and some jack ass Giant fan actually stood by our section and cheered when the Cowboys won. This is how stupid some of these people are. He actually stood there and cheered for a rival to win against a team that has nothing to do with him. Moron.
Then another guy walked by in a NY Yankees hat and a Cowboys jersey. Talk about a front runner.
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Sex. Yeah I have to
take crap all the time. In the part of Kansas I live in, there are Chiefs fans (mostly) and Broncos fan (quite a few) and Cowboys fans almost as many as the Broncos. The Cowboys fans are usually not too hard to put up with because we don’t always play them. The Donk fans are always on my sh*t.
It's SoCal for ya Sex
just be happy they arent talking about the one-song band (USC) or better known as the U. of Spoiled Children.
You are right too!
I am also a Red Sox fan. We went from “Who Cares?” to “America’s Sweetheart” to “Yankees 2: Electric Boogaloo” in about 16 months. So I went from constant suffering to getting my fanhood questioned overnight. The same thing would happen if the Chiefs won.
Me too
I’ve been a BoSox fan since the early 60’s when they were terrible and I have noticed the same change as you have. Also there is a considerably higher % of Red Sox fans now then there were before they started winning so the questions of fanhood are justified!
Sort of like Tanya Tucker’s song: “I was Country when Country wasn’t Cool!”
SA, you have GOT to dump that chick like NOW ...
I mean, seriously … “ugly red unifordms” … WTF? of course, to NOT know that those same uniforms belonged to the Chiefs who, oh yeah, just HAPPENED to be playing, oh yeah, the COWBOYS … TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny and obviously WAY too blonde!
sounds like the type who wouldn’t get the following:
Q: Why don’t blind guys go skydiving?
A: Because it scares the sh|t out of the dog!
btw, the uniforms ROCK!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton!
I hear you man
I’mtired of people ragging too, if they are just dumb and don’t know who the Chiefs are it doesn’t bother me, but I hate it when people are like: “What are you going to do this weekend, I tell them a few things followed by,” And watch the Chiefs game." They usually say something smart ass like, “The Chiefs,” with an expression on their face like they have they smelling a big pile of steamy dog shit, “Yeah they are gonna lose, you know.” The sad thing is for over a year they have been right. Chiefs please win so for once im right, and I don’t have to hear this shit anymore.
So the upshot is that this chick didn’t pay close attention to the game, for the most part. Meh, there are worse things to have around than a hottie who doesn’t focus on football. My wife knows most of the Texas Longhorns two-deep chart, teaches our kid the hook ‘em sign, and bought me tickets for us to fly from here in the DC area down to Austin for the KU @ Texas game in November. Yes, I value that she not only tolerates football, but loves it, but dude, that’s a wife, not just a hookup!
If the physical benefits are there, and you’re not worried about anything long-term, have your fun and don’t trouble yourself with minor flaws.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 12, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions
ditto
agree burntorange
okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule
Bimbos and football
= oil and water
unless they are shaking their poms poms
"There are few secrets in football. So execute." ~Coach Stram
"I think it's the fans. The place is crazy. It's a good crazy, if you're Kansas City." ~Coach Schottenheimer
Contrary to popular belief, oil will dissolve in water. It just takes a whole lot of water to dissolve even a drop of oil.
The lesson to be learned from this? It doesn’t matter whether you consider the bimbo to be the oil and football to be the water, or vice-versa; what matters is that they can absolutely mix as long as you have a whole lot of bimbos to go with some football, or a whole lot of football to go with the bimbo.
by burntorangehorn on Oct 14, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions

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