From Peter King of SI:
Deposed Denver coach Mike Shanahan will "definitely'' not coach the Kansas City Chiefs in 2009 -- nor will he take a coaching job anywhere prior to the 2009 season, an NFL source close to Shanahan said late Friday night. The source said Shanahan was adamant that he was not coaching the Chiefs.
Now we don't have to make a deal with the devil and learn how to not hate him. It's Todd Haley, you can take that to the bank.