When you get back tomorrow morning, let’s make the announcement at 10am. That way the reporters in both cities will have time to interview the new coach and write their pieces for the afternoon blitz. The signings of all three coaches will have things shaking up in 4 cities which will give us time to come to an agreement with our special teams coach. I agree that the media and fans will have never seen this coming, but our fans at least will appreciate the silence and understand what we have accomplished. I am proud to have you working with me on this endeavor to bring the Chiefs back to the front page of every newspaper in America.
Be careful coming home,
PS: about that bonus...
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