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The Year of Huardation

My friends, I have seen the light. Thanks to some of our faithful commenters, the truth has been revealed to me.

You see, I have come to understand something. And I must rededicate my efforts on Arrowhead Pride to that end. I have been reborn in His image.

No, not Jesus'.

Damon Huard's.

I can feel his power coursing through me. Why, just now, I threw a wad of paper ten whole feet.  I know, surely this cannot be, you will say. But I assure you, I did! And in ONE TRY! How? With the power of Huardation.

I come to you today to preach to you. Do not be tempted by such quarterbacks as Chris Simms, Daunte Culpepper, Joey Harrington, or anyone else. They are false prophets. Believe in Damon Huard!

Last year, we forsake him. Now, I see this was wrong. I cannot believe how blind I was. THE MAN WON FOUR WHOLE GAMES WITH A HEALTHY RUNNING GAME AND STIFLING DEFENSE! Do you think those passes to Kris Wilson for no gain happened on their own? No! That's how you get a 70% completion rate, friends. You throw repeatedly to the flat for no gain. That's how you build greatness.

Damon Huard is the greatest quarterback the Chiefs have ever had. Don't speak to me of that whelp Len Dawson, nor that whiner Joe Montana. Have either of them thrown 11 whole touchdowns in a single season, while only throwing 13 interceptions in 11 games? Have they?

And please, let us not laugh at that poor fool Trent Green. Sure, he had many touchdowns and fewer INTs and went to the ProBowl and "supposedly" won 13 games in a season. But let's be clear. He did not possess the veteran leadership that Damon Huard has. He is our leader.

He is our new God.

Join me, friends.

 

OR BE DESTROYED.

 

DAMON HUARD 4 DEITIEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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