Its Monday now, and my head still hurts

To watch my team play feels like work

I see a man, Thigpen, T

Throw directly at the D

But only after a wide receiver

cemented my role as a believer

my team may not win a single game

and im left with about a hundred people to blame

we can start with big ol carl p

who cannot draft a good QB

but wait, what about Kelli's man?

Dude, she's the envy of any man

In fact she may be the only reason

To keep Croyle around this season

If we go for brady quinn

Will we ever see her again?

and even if croyle really is skilled

Our crappy oline will no doubt get him killed

Yes o line, the worst thing that ive seen

Just watching and Simms reruptured his spleen

but wait theres hope, in a man named Bowe

Except for too-late playing, theres not much to show

I mean when has he really started to shine

When the game was still on the line?

And our defense, yeah it kinda sucks

For many a fan it has the soundtrack of "----"

Our dline, equipped with new Glenn

Has the stopping power of my nose's flym

Kelli croyle is really hot

and so is october gonzalez

But now we want to ship her off too

becuase tony dont deserve to suck doo

oh its hard times, these days

but it could be worse in many ways

we could be at war far far away

or we could have children killing themselves

maybe i should worry about something else