Pennington is a Fin.

Thanks, Jesus. Could be be a good backup? Yes. But that leaves the possibility of him being the starting quarterback. Ever. And that makes my intestines cry a little bit.

Thank you, Jesus, Thank you, Bill. Thank you, Carl.

Goodnight, moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight deceptively terrible quarterback our head coach has a huge man-crush on.

Thigpen or bust!