via www.bbcprograms.com

"You don't frighten us, St. Louis pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Saunders King, you and all your silly St. Louis rah-hammmms. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!"

But, but we'd like to keep our brewery please?

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

But please, what will we do without delicious Budweiser?

"So, you think you could out-clever us Flemish folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters."

I miss Kurt Warner, guess I'll go eat some more toasted ravs and tell people about how the arch is so "free-standingish."