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Carl comes into his office in the morning, sipping a cup of coffee.

Carl stops dead in his tracks as he sees Herm Edwards sitting in his chair.

Herm: Hey Carl.

Carl:
Uh... hey Herm.

Herm: I'm having a GREAT time. I can see why you've been doing this for so long.

Carl: Why are you sitting at my desk?

Herm: Just wanted to see what it's like.

Carl: Uh huh.

Herm:
Can't judge a man 'til you walk a mile in his--

Carl: --Get out of my chair, Herm.

Herm: K.

Herm gets up.

Carl sits down.

Herm teeters nervously over Carl's desk.


Carl: Can I help you?

Herm: You play to win the game?

Carl:
Whatever. You totally rearranged my desk icons on my computer. You know this isn't your stuff. Where's the personnel file? It's not in the "Recycle Bin" like I prefer it to be.

Herm:
Right there.

Carl: Jesus. JESUS. DID YOU SIGN SOMEBODY?

Herm: He's a kicker.

Carl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIGNING PEOPLE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Herm: Well you see I've been scrolling this Chiefs board, and he's apparently a pretty big name.

Carl: You KNOW I have to cut this guy now, right? We specifically talked about not signing him.

...

Carl: Herm?

...

Herm: You play to win--

Carl:
GET OUT. OUT OUT OUT.

Herm: (running out of the room) whoooooop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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