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Carl comes into his office in the morning, sipping a cup of coffee.

Carl stops dead in his tracks as he sees Herm Edwards sitting in his chair.

Herm: Hey Carl.

Carl:
Uh... hey Herm.

Herm: I'm having a GREAT time. I can see why you've been doing this for so long.

Carl: Why are you sitting at my desk?

Herm: Just wanted to see what it's like.

Carl: Uh huh.

Herm:
Can't judge a man 'til you walk a mile in his--

Carl: --Get out of my chair, Herm.

Herm: K.

Herm gets up.

Carl sits down.

Herm teeters nervously over Carl's desk.


Carl: Can I help you?

Herm: You play to win the game?

Carl:
Whatever. You totally rearranged my desk icons on my computer. You know this isn't your stuff. Where's the personnel file? It's not in the "Recycle Bin" like I prefer it to be.

Herm:
Right there.

Carl: Jesus. JESUS. DID YOU SIGN SOMEBODY?

Herm: He's a kicker.

Carl: WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIGNING PEOPLE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Herm: Well you see I've been scrolling this Chiefs board, and he's apparently a pretty big name.

Carl: You KNOW I have to cut this guy now, right? We specifically talked about not signing him.

...

Carl: Herm?

...

Herm: You play to win--

Carl:
GET OUT. OUT OUT OUT.

Herm: (running out of the room) whoooooop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Arrowhead Pride's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Arrowhead Pride writers or editors.

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Haha!

That’s awesome!

by Vince D on Aug 26, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny

I have a feeling that this is gonna make more sense than what really happened.

by Tuggurnaut on Aug 26, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn I hope

Feely just packed an over-night bag! That was good stuf by the way.

by Eric Allen on Aug 26, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha

I hope you have more material!

by ChiefsDude on Aug 26, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice one?

I wonder if Feely was told he was cut of just found out on the internet……Cough Gunther Cough Cunningham Cough!!!

by cmpotter on Aug 26, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NBC Thursday night comedy line-up

Hasn’t been the same without Sienfeld. If the network could only find a good writer…

by sunny D on Aug 26, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahah

this needs to be acted out

by booshey24 on Aug 26, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You forgot the part

where Carl buys Clark Hunt a Klondike bar to keep his job.

by Ridiculous Matt on Aug 27, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really well written stuff

I’m not even a Chiefs fan and I thought this was hilarious. Seriously, Herm is a coach to try a man’s soul.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Aug 28, 2008 1:02 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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