"Eating with Tony is a great way to ruin your appetite," veteran quarterback Damon Huard said last Saturday from the team's training camp. "You'll be biting into a piece of meat, and he'll say, 'You know that cow was probably corn-fed. And because of that, they had to give it antibiotics, and that probably gave it ulcers. I don't even want to think about what might be in there.' By then you're pretty much ready to clear your plate."
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Joel Thorman
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Worst Thing In The World Is A Self-Righteous Vegetarian
I’ve crossed paths with a few and they never cease to annoy me. Whenever they come out with the whole “meat is murder” spiel I like tell them “You know, Hitler was a vegetarian”. And whenever they go with the whole “you’ll be healthier” angle I like to point out that yes, if I don’t drink and if I eat nothing but tofu and if I don’t hook up with chicks at bars and if I don’t drive at high speeds and if I give up all my dangerous hobbies and habits, I’ll probably live a long, long time…but why would I want to?
Stick to running routes, catching passes and saving the occasional person from choking in a restaurant, Tony, but save the vegetarian sermon because nobody likes to be preached at about their meals.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
























