"Eating with Tony is a great way to ruin your appetite," veteran quarterback Damon Huard said last Saturday from the team's training camp. "You'll be biting into a piece of meat, and he'll say, 'You know that cow was probably corn-fed. And because of that, they had to give it antibiotics, and that probably gave it ulcers. I don't even want to think about what might be in there.' By then you're pretty much ready to clear your plate."
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Worst Thing In The World Is A Self-Righteous Vegetarian
I’ve crossed paths with a few and they never cease to annoy me. Whenever they come out with the whole “meat is murder” spiel I like tell them “You know, Hitler was a vegetarian”. And whenever they go with the whole “you’ll be healthier” angle I like to point out that yes, if I don’t drink and if I eat nothing but tofu and if I don’t hook up with chicks at bars and if I don’t drive at high speeds and if I give up all my dangerous hobbies and habits, I’ll probably live a long, long time…but why would I want to?
Stick to running routes, catching passes and saving the occasional person from choking in a restaurant, Tony, but save the vegetarian sermon because nobody likes to be preached at about their meals.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
by UCrawford on Aug 15, 2008 7:53 PM CDT 0 recs
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