It would explain the drinking, risk-taking and sometimes self-destructive behavior. It’s been my experience that people who push themselves to those extremes are often either trying to compensate for something or to hide something.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it if he is…whatever people do in their private lives is their own business so long as they’re not doing harm to or forcing it on anyone else.

Everyone knows that Chuck Norris has never come close to being sacked. He forms an impenetrable pocket around himself merely by staring. And that pocket never shrinks to a radius less than the reach of Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.