Arrowhead Pride's Best of Jared Allen
by Chris Thorman on Apr 23, 2008 8:42 AM CDT
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He autographed a fan's DUI citation.
He was honest about his academic ambitions in college.
He put on a show for his new team last season with eight tackles, two sacks and one forced fumble.
He credited his mullet for his NFL sack lead.
He was arrested for drinking and driving. Twice. Within a year.
He was drafted for his long snapping skills as well has his defensive skills.
He threw a tantrum and demanded a trade. Last year.
He left with a record contract for a defensive end and we got him for peanuts while he was here.
He perked up for his DUI booking mug shot.
He hunted a 200 lb. boar with only a knife.
He fended off the "skanks" to find his girlfriend.
Got any more?
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Oh the Memories
This one is going to give me a severe emotional hangover.
I tried to come up with a functional anagram for Carl Peterson, but I couldn't get past "crap sneer lot".
Great post, Chris
That was pretty quick.
My memory will be seeing him drop dead drunk at the Gran Falloon on the Plaza one night and he was with Kawika Mitchell (couple years ago). They both had a lot to drink and we saw him peck each other a kiss on the lips.
Closeted?
It would explain the drinking, risk-taking and sometimes self-destructive behavior. It’s been my experience that people who push themselves to those extremes are often either trying to compensate for something or to hide something.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it if he is…whatever people do in their private lives is their own business so long as they’re not doing harm to or forcing it on anyone else.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
Or...
...he might just be a stupid young guy who enjoys doing crazy, dangerous things. Plenty of those around too.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
Probably So
And really none of our business if it’s the other, I suppose.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
Now That's Just Insanity
Everyone knows that Chuck Norris has never come close to being sacked. He forms an impenetrable pocket around himself merely by staring. And that pocket never shrinks to a radius less than the reach of Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.
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