Hey, is there any way for the Chiefs to hypnotize Larry Johnson into thinking every short-yardage...
Hey, is there any way for the Chiefs to hypnotize Larry Johnson into thinking every short-yardage situation is really a crowded bar filled with the boyfriends of women who just resisted his advances?
— Rambling toward Week 14 - Bill Simmons (via ESPN)
A bit late, but still pertinent, and funny as hell.

