I KcKing will throw my hat into the ring for GM of the Kansas City Chiefs.
I have a historic legacy of leading franchises to the Super Bowl. Okay, so what if it was in Madden? The point is that I have that winning attitude, that killer instinct, the ability to take my team to the top.
Now, there are a few decisions we are going to be making over the off-season.
The first is whether or not to sell naming rights to the stadium. Since, this is a business I am totally for selling naming rights. I've already received two offers. They are from Hillary for President 2012 and Victoria's Secret.
Although Hillary is offering more money, VS is offering to have their models appear as cheerleaders at all home games. With the influx of new faces, and other things, I can predict increased ticket sales.
Another decision is what do we do about the Quarterback position for next year. I am in favor of neither drafting one or acquiring one in free agency. What we should do is begin the Starting QB of the week contest. Any customer who purchases $5000 or more in merchandise is automatically entered into a raffle to become the starting QB for that week's game. Depending on the success of this enterprise we may expand this to include all positions. Which not only promotes sales but also saves money on player salaries.
Another money saving idea is to no longer provide protective gear for our players. NFL rules only state that their socks must meet their pants and their shirt meet their pants. Nothing about shoulder pads and other unnecessary items. Also, expensive fiberglass helmets are a thing of the past. We will now only provide the leather helmets the real men wore.
These are just a few of my ideas and there are many more that will go a long way to making the Chiefs as magical as the Detroit Lions.
This fan post is not meant to actually give advice to the Kansas City Chiefs but to be enjoyed as sarcastic humor.