For the first time yesterday, I got to use the Camerohead NARC line (816 679 7555). The Chiefs set this line up to allow fans to anonymously snitch on other fans. Now I usually agree with 'Melo in that snitches get stitches. There is one glaring exception though, gap toothed hicks excessively standing in sitting sections of Camerohead. So the NARC line was used and I was taken aback by how quickly fan services responded.
Now a word on basic Camerohead etiquette from a REAL Kansas City Chiefs fan. Lets start in the parking lot. The parking Nazi's are going to try and fill every space, that’s there job. Lets help them out and fill every space, it makes things easier in the long run. Secondly, if you wish to tailgate take the time and back your car into the space. Say it with me, "The back of the vehicle faces out." If you choose to skip this step and subsequently, the back of your car is facing the vehicle that pulled in behind you, you do not get to toss dirty looks and threatening glares at the more seasoned tailgaters who know how the system works.
Let move to inside the stadium. Treat the ramps to the upper levels like you would a highway. Fast traffic on the inside, slow on the outside. There are REAL Kansas City Chiefs fans who, unlike Herm, know how to manage the clock and get to their seats seconds before kick off. If you are tooting a litter of little critters or worse, someone on oxygen, get to the outside of the ramps.
Something known to all REAL Kansas City Chiefs fans that has failed to trickle down to more casual fans: there are sitting and standing sections of Camerohead. Do you want to stand all game? Get seats in the lower bowl. I'm not saying that fans in the club and upper levels don't stand, its just not a standing section. When is it acceptable to stand in these sections? During and following exciting plays, big runs, big passes, big sack. When is it not okay to stand? All the freaking time. If you find yourself standing in the club or upper levels, pause and take a look around you, chances are you're the only d-bag standing thereby ruining the site lines for the people around you. Want to stand, go down stairs, want to sit, stay in the upper two levels.
We're all here to have a good time. By taking a few simple steps we can maximize the experience for everyone.