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by Chris Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 4:18 PM CST

via dominuspaulus, from the Bills/Chiefs game last weekend

"I'm fictional and I need to drink this loss away!"

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Santa:

This team is ho-ho-horrible

by craig in calgary on Nov 25, 2008 4:21 PM CST reply actions

Hah!

By the way, whats the deal with all the people from Calgary these days?
Go Stamps!

by Ben S on Nov 25, 2008 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

“I was going to bring the Chiefs a good right tackle last Christmas, but Carl Peterson’s been such a naughty boy that I stuck him Damion McIntosh for another year then got drunk in the stands. Santa sees all, Carl…HO-HO-HO!!!”

Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.

by UCrawford on Nov 25, 2008 4:26 PM CST reply actions

Or

“Just because the Chiefs wear Santa’s colors doesn’t mean he has to watch them sober.”

Supporting the lesser of two evils is still supporting something evil.

by UCrawford on Nov 25, 2008 4:33 PM CST up reply actions

Santa:

Yes! 12 beers down. Gotta take advantage of the day off.

by Joel Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 4:27 PM CST reply actions

Admittedly this is terrible

On the 12th beer of Chiefsmas….My true love game to me, a Jean-Philippe Darche jersey!

Arrowhead Pride

by Chris Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 4:29 PM CST reply actions

5 minutes later

I’m so tempted to use the ’ole admin privileges and delete that comment.

Arrowhead Pride

by Chris Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 4:33 PM CST up reply actions

I thought it was pretty good.

have you seen my baseball?

by IISaiNtII on Nov 26, 2008 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

No one will ever think to look for me here.

Aw, crap… I don’t wanna be here either. I need another beer.

by Vince D on Nov 25, 2008 5:06 PM CST reply actions

Even Santa cant stand

watching these guys without a 30 pack in him. we need to get rudolph, donner, and BLITZen on the field, at least they might get pressure on the QB or create a hole.

by ComeSackMyQB on Nov 25, 2008 5:22 PM CST reply actions

those Marines have lousy taste in football teams

but they drink damn good beer

by sm7600 on Nov 25, 2008 5:23 PM CST reply actions

"I'm on the way to kick Clarks ass

lemme finish my beer on the way."

"But what do I know, I’m like an empty room with a large ECHO"

by Lanier63 on Nov 25, 2008 5:25 PM CST reply actions

Hey look

I didn’t know all these people were behind me. I’d rather drink and watch them than whats on the field

by KansasCityShuffle on Nov 25, 2008 6:35 PM CST reply actions

Wow, Gun

Even my elves could stop the run and rush the passer better than this front seven, and they’re all smaller than Sproles.

by Sudden on Nov 25, 2008 6:50 PM CST reply actions

I totally get Santa being an ex-Marine

that explains his work ethic. Beer drinking explains the beer-gut. But Chiefs fan? … …

I’m working on it.

by TheQ on Nov 25, 2008 6:56 PM CST reply actions

Red uniforms?

Arrowhead Pride

by Chris Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 7:47 PM CST up reply actions

Sounds about right.

There is definitely nobody named “Blitzen” on the Chiefs team?

Sorry, I regret that.

by TheQ on Nov 25, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions

OH,

H/T to ComeSackMyQB! It was worth using again.

by TheQ on Nov 25, 2008 8:23 PM CST up reply actions

How about

Blahhghgshhs i’m sooo wasredte

rgahhsjdllf

bloofffff garf i need anothherj dreknk

by AngryJesus on Nov 25, 2008 8:19 PM CST reply actions

This beer tastes like beard.

Arrowhead Pride

by Chris Thorman on Nov 25, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions

"If you don't like the way i'm livin,

well just leave this long-haired country boy alone"

by InternetCreditOffers.com on Nov 25, 2008 9:02 PM CST reply actions

“The Chiefs asked for another win this season, but I’ll give them a Top 3 draft pick instead, Santa Knows best. Hey Beer Guy gimmie a refill of Pain Begone Juice!”

by ill_spec on Nov 26, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions