Your Saturday Afternoon PARADEBULATION: Bend it Like Thigpen

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Ziss weeks PARADEBULATION will occasionally employ this reedeackulous Frrranch auckzent to aid in zee translation for our Cajuahn readahhs.

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Also in our discussion we will address the 1,000 lbs. crawfish in the room: is "Bones," aka Sir Tyler Beckham Thigpen, an honest to goodness NFL QB to be reckoned with?

Oh yeah, and ridiculous pictures mocking this week's opponent....

When we think Louisiana, and then we think football...

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You can do it!  What, too timely?  Apparently some fans at Bolts From The Blue took issue with our Whale's Vagina jokes last week.

Sooo, for something a little more two thousand eighty let's address how Reggie Bush's dates don't need to worry about finding a comfortable place to sit:

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We are always pleased by the hyperlinks that show up in the photo credis.

Maybe we should stick to how Lil Wayne's a bandwagon fan:

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Weezy likes a winner.

Screw it, let's just bring it all back with a Saint we can all support:

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Honestly, beyond slackjawed Cajuns and still being on the Napoleonic Code, there's not much we can come up with to mock the Saints.

Maybe Saint Sebastian, patron saint of Arrowman?:

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Le Carne du Curt, houuhn houuhn houuu, they'zz sac-ri-licious!

As we said before, the giant crafish in the room everybody seems to be talking about is whether Tyler Thigpen is quote unquote "the real deal" (is what we just did redundant?).  We'll admit we were pretty skeptical of Bones' legitimate capacity even a serviceable NFL QB, let alone a good one.  Also, Chris has pointed out several of pratfalls of dubbing Bones the Chiefs' once and future QB (namely basing this on 3 games, waiting for the eventual "bad game," placing too much faith in this mythical "spread" offense).  However, there ARE some good reasons to be optimistic about young bones: Bones and Brett Favre seem to operate on the same intellectual plain, which is to say completely instinctual; Mark Bradley; He's certainly durable, and better yet, seeminly resilent; and oh yeah, did we mention Mark Bradley?

You go get 'em Bones:

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Some Fantasy Foosball Advice:

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Like, whoa.

We're gonna blow some minds and say that this is a good week to dust off LJ and start him once again.  LJ always been a very emotional player, and certainly isn't above cliche, so we could see him running for some much needed redemption in front of a home crowd.

This is despite the fact that with Bush out and a banged up Saints secondary all signs point to this becoming an air war.  Indeed, hopefully without jinxing the Chiefs this week will be about our corners vs. Moore & Colston and stopping Drew Brees.

That, and hopefully Mark Bradley getting six kinds of awesome.

A Gametime Snack:

We return to the sandwich motif this week.

You'll need some type of roll, we reccommend the Cibatta rolls from trader joes, but any old keiser works too.

You're going to have hollow the inside some, and save that bread for making "Ghetto Quiches."  Then you make a filling out of Ricotta cheese, diced salami and prosciutto, and then some shaved parmasean, the strippy kind you get at the store works well.  Then fill in you hollowed out roles and toast for about 2 minutes or until sufficiently melty.

A Beer

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Little known fact, KC Chiefs fan and celebrity, Paul Rudd whenever he is consuming a beer in a film, is always consuming a Sierra Nevada.  Also, an old lady the PARADE use to work with says she likes to drink Sierra Nevadas around the holidays because they've got some kick.  So yah, take that to the bank and smoke it.

Something That will Blow Your Mind:

Let's change it up this week and stay true to the spirit of this section...