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Cutting Herm Some Slack

Its been a while since I've had a Sunday where I didn't fall asleep wishing gonorrhea on Herm.  Too many Sunday’s have been ruined by that smug, reluctant to take blame for anything, asshole.    Too many weekend’s finding ways to deal with the frustration and avoiding kicking my dog or pulling an LJ on my woman.  Now..I digress.  If you’re pissed at the Chiefs I have a few ways to deal with frustration:

1- Exercise
Riding bikes kicks ass.  Chicks dig it and it feels good.  I like the three speed cruiser.
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2 – Old school NES
I don’t care how pissed off you are, there is no degree of anger that can’t be soothed by Bubble Bobble. 

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3 - Booze
You drank before the game.  You drank during the game.  Drink after the game.

4 - Ganja
I bet this will make you forget Herm's piss poor clock management...
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5 Sluts

No need to explain.


Yet, this week we can rejoice.  Praise Jah.  Our team isn't winning games but they're playing well.  Praise Jah.  We can hold our heads high.  Praise Jah.  We are who we thought we were.  We're not in positions like San Fran, Denver, Indy, Cleveland, Dallas and so many other underperforming teams (cough Mizzou cough Kansas cough).  Be proud Chiefs fans, and if you're not proud, roll a phatty and give your dog and old lady a break.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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