Lets play devils advocate

I wrote this as pesimistacly as possible.  Am I a bit dejected yes , but there are positve spins to "most" of these (34-0 no way to make that positive unless you played to win the g... no) but if you can't pull something from strife then you are not truly living life.  This has been my week in a nutshell

Sunday - The chiefs get annihilated to the tune of 34-0.  I watched the whole game because that is as close to masochism as I come. I am a displaced Homer in the fact that I have 3 chiefs on my fantasy roster (chose best available…. Sounds familiar), D-Bowe, T-gone (foreshadowing [another beautiful literary element] and LJ at pivotal positions.  So you have to start LJ right well I left Tim Hightower on the bench (scored 15 pts) and Steve Slaton (scored 21) while he put up the Roc Diamond just rounder.  I lost by 4  @&*^% pts and went to 4-1 joining every other team with at least one loss.

Monday – I have always enjoyed Baseball… I now have several reasons to dislike the Boston Red Sox.  Yeah they own the Angels in the post season, yeah they were a better team this year and in previous years then the Halo’s, and yeah they are well coached and play together.  But not like a team that everyone slept on and is going to beat them because they are younger and twice congealed (especially the hawk) compared to them and they don’t know they are playing the "Bohstun Red Soxck"; resurrected from the curse of the late great Bambino.  I still dislike them (and the patriots - that's more envy)  Well we know the rest Chowd’s 3 Halo’s 1 (games)

Tuesday – My 401 K quarterly report…. The fed dumping money into the system to no avail… need I say more (I will with this cartoon {aside my first name is in fact Ray}

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Wednesday – 12:12 pm after five + years of loyal service to my former employer (foreshadowing kinda) My position was eliminated.  The owner who has treated me like a son (since we went to Vegas and got drunk and played black jack at the playboy casino while he ignored every single one of his wife’s phone calls)  Told me as he handed me my check if there is anything I can do let me know, a letter to your next employer anything… I wanted to say stroke a *^&%($% check for my bills and my kids college tuition that should be fair you &*%&(  (^%^.  Instead I left amicably.

What next….

Awww f*(&

Now Trade Rumors of Tony Gonzalez.  If they do trade him Shame and a curse must be laid on the entire organization.  They are bound to not get enough and even if they do (I have been told I look like Nicolas cage widows peak... I think is why)  I am clairvoyant enough to know that they will blow the picks.

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So lets here some positive from this... If you can't think of anything you might be heterophobic... I used to watch 7th heaven just because of her.