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Depth Cchart.

Sami Parker playing a little faster this year.

"We need another T.E. and anther corner."

Kolby Smith is "playing like a veteran."

Shows the McIntosh injury.

Shows the Kennison with duct tape.

"Hey Eddie.  Who's going get me out of this."
"Up to you."

"I promise I can't feel my arms or legs."

"No Mr. T starter kit."

Croyle, "I'm not big on bling."

Other players trust him.  

"Miracle at the Meadowlands."

"More highs than lows."

"Player's coach - this guy played at this level.  When he's speaking, he's saying something about being a player."

Former DB for the last starting spot in the defense.  Rookie FA Breckinridge.  FA Patterson is having a good amp.

Patterson is the surprise of camp - from DE coach.

Sapp is trying to grow dreads.  "Using the pee out of that beezwax."

"Got little worms in there." - HE on Sapp's dreads.

Ty Law, "stank ass head."  

G. Wesley - stank. "I'm still pretty though."

Gun has never seen so many guys with long hair.

TG, "You have to make those kicks.  There isn't going to be any second chances."

Defense is hazing Medlock as he kicks.

Pass protection is strong.  

" . . . still an ass." TG to Turley.

Love the game of football.  

A fake boner!  

Two minute drill.  

Geronimo.  Rocket.  Rocket - why are they giving away all our plays?

Croyle has a rocket for an arm.  Hope he can make decisions.

Yea - they get the touchdown to TG.

Jump in - QB coach.  

Best QB out there - CP.

HE - "somewhere along the line, you have to pull the trigger."  HE is definitely pro-Croyle.

Printers - meh, who cares?

Derrick Ross is well regarded and well traveled.

Dunn & T.E. commenting on Ross.  

Ross looks fat.  

Priest Holmes.  

Coming off 22 months - "less is best."  Learning curve physically is 22 months behind.  Long way from making the team.

Working with bands.  

"Be a lot easier if I could feel my ass."

CP - take it up a notch on PUP.  

W/in 2 plays, all his wind was gone.

HE comparing to Priest to Marcus Allen.  

(Was Herm playing with his balls?)

Family Fun Night.

Thanksgiving & Christmas is like a nightmare.  Players tend to lose their focus.  Grinch is his number one nickname - Gun.

Football comes first.  

"Fucking Arrowhead, okay."

Fuck ya!!

Turk is struggling.  

"Take his ass and knock his ass straight over the coach."

Tank playing like his nickname.

Dwayne Bowe.

Sami Parker - working to keep his job.  

Man, he sucks.  

Jared Allen.

"Go back and play some Skinnard & drink some milk." - Boomer Grimsby.

Grisby is wearing HE's numbers.  (My prediction is that Boomer gets cut, and I freaking love that guy.)

Boomer surprised everyone.  "Boomer is a bange - not a scholar."

Poor Boom.

Trainer brought over - downhill from here.

Kennison talking to his son.

Croyle talking to his kids over the Internet.

Kennison talking dirty to his wife.  Wife having none of it.

DONNIE FREAKING EDWARDS!!!!

Tank snores according to Turk.

"Snores loud - like stupid loud."  

"Tank is going to snore you a narkingbird."

The Cleveland game:

Who cares?  Preseason games are a joke.

Turk had a bad bame.

Tank excels.  "I wasn't nervous, I was tired."