Its becoming quite clear to me that Herm Edwards is a sound bite machine. Wait, isn't that called a television? Nevermind. Back to the topic at hand. Herm Edwards has a lot of really funny and odd sayings that this blogger thinks are worth chronicling as Herm's tenure in KC rolls on. Here are a few to get you started.

On Dwayne's Bowe injured leg in rookie mini camp:

"He actually got what you call – or what I tell my daughters is — a boo-boo. He has a little boo boo. He’ll be fine."

On Dwayne Bowe being late to the first day of rookie mini camp :

"Yeah. I don’t know. I think he had a shoe problem. That’s what those big guys have. They have shoe problems. When they get those big contracts they don’t know what shoes to wear; I don’t know."

Press conference wrapping up the 2006 season:

Reporter: My name’s DA, by the way.

Herm: "That’s your real name?"

Reporter: That’s my initials.

Herm: "What’s your real name?

Reporter: Damon.

Herm: "Your mom and dad gave you a real name. It ain’t DA. Your name is Damon. It’s a nice name."

On running the Statue of Liberty play:

"You mean the one that Boise State ran. Yeah, that’s coming out of moth balls now."

So much material to sift through and so much more to come. I don't think we'll have trouble making this a regular feature.