Just came across these on YouTube. The description says "Jumbotron greeting that played at Arrowhead stadium for Monday Night Football game in 1994."

The first one is Pamela Anderson Lee. The next one is, naturally, David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff has some helpful tips for the game, like wait a half hour after eating before you start cheering. Watch them. Trust me. You don't want to miss these.

These both are just terribly hilarious. Hasselhoff keeps looking down to read his lines and when the camera zooms out at the end, some woman appears in the background of the shot and has to get out of the way.