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by Chris Thorman on Dec 31, 2007 3:03 PM CST

Reporter: "Coach, can you tell us why you decided to go into the 2007 season with the worst offensive line in franchise history?"

Herm: ".................."

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Was that really the question

or is that caption a joke?...please tell me it was a joke

by PVChiefsfan on Dec 31, 2007 3:17 PM CST reply actions

Ha

That was a joke.

by Chris Thorman on Dec 31, 2007 3:21 PM CST up reply actions

i have never done a caption thingy...

ill change it for this though...

Reporter: "Why, exactly, will you still have a job next season?"

Herm: "Well, ummm, yea, ................"

by rockchalk on Dec 31, 2007 3:29 PM CST reply actions

Let's see

"If I don't say anything they can't quote me on that"

"Invisibul trumpet"

"I haz maded u a offensiv lyne but I ated it"

Blame my wife!

by sir eccles on Dec 31, 2007 3:33 PM CST reply actions

36 hours and that damn blue pill hasn't kicked in

yet

by sm7600 on Dec 31, 2007 3:44 PM CST reply actions

Herm is thinking

"What witty and loud story can I tell to detract all these people looking at me from the fact that this has been the worst team in 2 decades?"

by Joel Thorman on Dec 31, 2007 3:52 PM CST reply actions

Because

I am Herm, I am coach. Whatever I do what I want! Get over it!!!!

by Eric @ Arrowhead Pride on Dec 31, 2007 4:42 PM CST reply actions

"Coach...

...can you explain how easy it would be for you to gameplan against your own team and this year's R2P2 (Run, Run, Pass, Punt) offensive strategy?"

"Pretty easy, huh?"

Shutters click away.

"Coach?"

by mikvogel on Dec 31, 2007 5:24 PM CST reply actions

"Coach...

...can you explain how easy it would be for you to gameplan against your own team and this year's R2P2 (Run, Run, Pass, Punt) offensive strategy?"

"Pretty easy, huh?"

Shutters click away.

"Coach?"

by mikvogel on Dec 31, 2007 5:24 PM CST reply actions

Herm:

"Well you see, I've been in this league a long time. I was a player in this league. I know this. One thing you try to do is build with young players. But you need a spark.

"We just didn't have enough draft picks to provide that spark. But we're fine.

"We knew going into the season that some things were going to have to go right for us. Venus and Mars needed to be in alignment, Jupiter needed to be in Sagitarius, and we thought we could get Tamba Hali to sacrifice a goat for us, but it didn't work out. But I know this, we're fine.

"One thing I can tell you is... those guys on the line played hard. Sometimes they didn't play very good. But we had good practices and one thing I can tell you is... I was a player in this league and believe me, I know what I'm doing.

"But at the end of the day it doesn't matter that we were playing with guys who couldn't be 3rd stringers on the Falcons. We're fine. You play to win the game!"

Was that verbose enough for Herm? Maybe I need a few more paragraphs.

by DJ @ Arrowhead Pride on Dec 31, 2007 5:28 PM CST reply actions

Clock management

Reporter "If you have 3 timeouts and you use 1 to look at the replay and then lose 1 one the challenge, how many timeouts do you have left?" Herm...

by allweatherfan @ Arrowhead Pride on Dec 31, 2007 6:00 PM CST reply actions

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"Because they didn't play football. It doesn't matter what kind of talent they have or how old they are. If they played football, we would have been fine. Football! Meow! Football!"

Not criticising Herm Edwards for anything since December '07.

by Ridiculous Matt on Dec 31, 2007 7:18 PM CST reply actions