The PARADE's dropping phat NOTICE today is brought to you with extra youtubery, sorry for all the embedding, I wanted to hyperlink most of it but the sissies running this show won't let you do that. There, I said it Chris...
Ladies and gentlemen, today, the Fifteenth of November, in this, the year of our Lord Two-thousand and Seven, is the day the Parade's faith in all that is football has truly been shaken.
But, then this happened:
Why? Why'd you do it Kige? Besides making me choose between you and my other favorite sport's oracle,
Kige has force me into an ABOMINATION:
...not known since Adam bit from the apple...
That's right, the PARADE JUST PUT KIGE MUTHAFLIPPIN RAMSEY ON NOTICE!
Kige have mercy on my soul.
I feel it's necessary to explain that the PARADE was within millimeters of using the internet handle "Hi, My name is Kige," instead of the Official Arrowhead Pride Parade we know and love today.
In all seriousness though, I feel like the Croyle detractors should no what kind of gene pool they're swan diving in with.