Damon Huard Really is as Boring as He Sounds
My creative juices aren't really flowing this morning (Probably because the alcoholic juices flowed too much last night) so I went to the trusty reservoir of cheap posts known as the interview section of NFLPlayers.com. I've always thought that Damon Huard sounded pretty boring in the Chiefs press conferences but I never imagined his real life was this boring:
playing with my daughter, golf, fishing, fitness, make my own cd's, watching the dow and nasdaq
Enough funny business. Here's an open thread to get us through this Friday.
What five Chiefs players would you get rid of first? My list, in no particular order:
Chris Terry
Samie Parker
Will Svitek
Kyle Turley
Kendrell Bell
Here is the roster to get you started.
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my list
Terry
Wesley
Parker
Drummond
HM: Welbourn, Bell, Rayner
by kcisbetterthanstlateverything (65949) on Oct 12, 2007 9:28 AM CDT reply actions
my list
As for Chiefs to cut (I'm not sticking only to players)
Herm
Drummond
K Bell
Parker
Solari
by Bill Grigsbys Cirrhosis on Oct 12, 2007 9:41 AM CDT reply actions
Speaking of markets
by Chris Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Expendable
K Bell
Turley
Wesley
Parker
Kendrell Bell will always be close to my heart (which points big pointy daggers at him) as one of the biggest free agent busts we've ever had. Lord, we've had a lot of those over the past 7 years, haven't we?
by Ridiculous Matt on Oct 12, 2007 10:16 AM CDT reply actions
Bell Should be #1
by Joel Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Cuts
Mike Solari
Mike Solari
Mike Solari
Dick Curl
Wait... What was the question again?
Oh... Players... right.
In order of my loathing for them-
- Samie Parker- You've been stealing a paycheck and I'm surprised you didn't drop it on your way to the bank.
- Kendrell Bell- Living off your name works for important people like Howard Johnson and that guy who played Uncle Jessie on Full House, not you. Maybe try to shed a block and make a tackle some day.
- Greg Wesley- If you spent as much time worrying about your defensive scheme, opponent's tendencies, and proper field position as you do worrying how your dreads look, you'd be the next Ed Reed.
- Eddie Drummond- Isn't a Kick/Punt return specialist supposed to average more than 3 yards a return??? It's not like we're putting you on the field and asking you to catch passes... And you got cut by Detroit. Detroit. And we thought we got a bargain??? Ugh.
- Boomer Grigsby- Here's where everybody hates me for attacking a local hero... but the facts are the facts. He's undersized for the NFL. He's been injured a lot. He's a nice guy with a great personality. He's just not going to make it if I'm making the cuts. I don't loathe him like the others. I find him entertaining off the field, but not in the way I should- playing the game.
Agreed on Grigsby
by Chris Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Whoa
I mean I dig the counter-hype objectivity, but he was a linebacker and hasn't even dressed for a regular season game as fullback I believe. We'll see about the injury thing, but underestimating little but highly motivated runners/blockers is a common mistake in the NFL,i.e. priest holmes emmett smith.
I'm saying wait and see. You may feel foolish if against cinci boomer lays people out and LJ has a big day.
by Official Arrowhead Pride Parade on Oct 12, 2007 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions
He could certainly turn into a great FB
by Chris Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd love it if I were proved wrong...
Size is one of them.
I'm sorry, but the laws of physics just won't let a 5'-11" 245lb Fullback consistently stop/plow through a Defensive Tackle who's pushing the scales at 6'3 315lbs. and that's a modest DT height-weight.
Remember on one of the first Hard Knocks episodes when TG and Dunn were talking about Boomer... laughing about how small he was compared to the others.
That's the biggest reason he's expendable on my roster.
MV
To be a physics dork
Fullbacks vs. D Linemen
Last but not least
Question
Don't you think he could be a money 3rd down receiver?
Not sure whats going on with Sippio
We're all waiting to at least see what we've got on our hands with him.
by Chris Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
For whodeyfans
by Joel Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
For Primetime
That said, i have been there a couple of times and I was intimidated. That is by far the loudest stadium I have been to. I have been to the RCA dome, Pitt, Cleveland and you guys take the cake. You also have the classiest fans.
That's good to hear.
by Joel Thorman on Oct 12, 2007 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
5 cuts in no particular order
Samie Parker (Long time coming)
Kyle Turley (Still living off being the #7 pick in the draft)
Will Svitek (journeyman)
Chris Terry
The Thing About Parker
by KennyGregoryRockThaCradle on Oct 12, 2007 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
At least he's catching some passes this year
Only thing I've seen this year that really annoys me was a pass that was intended for him and the cornerback jumped up and grabbed it. It really annoyed me he didnt fight for it but just sat there and watched it happen.
by DJ @ Arrowhead Pride on Oct 12, 2007 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions

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